i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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