If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Im part way to drunk.