Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to