Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again

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(210): View more from Texas

i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

someone was throwing condoms at us.

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

no, they just magically show up around you.

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(773): View more from Illinois

The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.

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(954): View more from Florida

I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday

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(847): View more from Illinois

no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.

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(678): View more from Georgia

when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets

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(720): View more from Colorado

I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.

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