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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again

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• (512): View more from Texas

  just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together

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• (850): View more from Florida

  i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.

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• (845): View more from New York

  He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.

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• (951): View more from California

  DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.

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• (518): View more from New York

  However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows

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• (425): View more from Washington

  And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult

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