I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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