Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
youre lurking in front of me
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.