I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Let's get the cat blown out
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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