She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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