Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Who died my cat blue again?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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