He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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