Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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