What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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