The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
