You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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