I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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