Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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