yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I party with great urgency now.
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