You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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