So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
She even gives head with a lisp.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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