I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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