Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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