you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
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I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
She has the best kind of daddy issues
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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