So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Success! We fucked roommates!
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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