i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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