I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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