Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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