How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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