i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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