sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Randomize