I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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