people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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