Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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