so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
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Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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