He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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