hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
50% drunk capacity currently
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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