just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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