Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
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Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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