My hand turned me down
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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