It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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