super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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