why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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