I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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