i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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