I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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