thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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