It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
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