I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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