if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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