Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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