Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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