great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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