It's like God shit irony all over that family
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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