Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
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seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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