Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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