He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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