You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i believe in u and ur pee
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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