I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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